What is it with these guys who get caught with their pants down that they think they have to look like old men who can't find their dentures? In press conference after tearful press conference, this is what you see:
Bite that lower lip, dude, till it hurts. Till it bleeds. I guess you have to pay for your sins by looking as stupid as possible. Is that look supposed to show remorse?
And it's not just politicians. Here's a football coach:
Grandpa lose his dentures?
And yet another. Here's a former governor:
That's painful to look at. What, a TV station hired him?! You gotta be kidding!! It has been said that people in California are more laid back. It's true. Here's a former CA Gov. with his soon to be ex:
Did anybody really think that Arny and Maria were anything but a political arrangement? Really? There is a reason that actors become governors. Don't feel sorry for Ms. Shriver, she will get paid quite well for playing her role.
What I want to know is who is the PR person advising these jerks on how to look when they get caught behaving the way politicians and celebrities behave. Does anybody really think they are genuinely remorseful?They are sad but only because they got caught.
But these lip biters have no worries. They can go into Rehab or find Jesus. Maybe both. Just to be sure. Just to cover all the constituent bases.
In the meantime, our country is involved in military operations in three locations that we know about, our drinking water is almost undrinkable, our air is almost unbreathable, most of us have crappy jobs with crappy benefits and now we are going to lose our social security. It's enough to make you want to bite both lips, ain't it?
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